So heres the thing

First off I don't know if that is how you actually spell heres?  It is how I would say it, so that is how I am going to spell it.  I wish the English language was like spell it like it sounds, and not spell it like we say.  It is no wounder that I never made it to a spell bee, with that thought I don't think that I ever got into any type of bee.  If I had a bucket list I think I would have just put that on it.